That bloody woman's pet shrink resigns

The Northern Ireland shrink who claims to be able to "cure" people of homosexuality has resigned, it's emerged.

You may remember that Dr Paul Miller was the pet shrink of that bloody woman, Iris Robinson, arch homophobe and ignorant cretin, who, as well as being a Westminster MP, chairs the Northern Ireland Assembly's own Health Committee. That's right, this woman chairs the health committee. (This link will take you to all our reports on her, including this and any future ones.)

She said on a radio show (and this is what sparked the whole kerfuffle), "I have a very lovely psychiatrist who works with me in my offices and his Christian background is that he tries to help homosexuals trying to turn away from what they are engaged in. I am happy to put any homosexual in touch with this gentleman and I have met people who have turned around to become heterosexual."

Well they're either delusional, Mrs Robinson – as you clearly are – or they weren't gay in the first place. Or they're maybe bisexual and have successfully (for a while at least) managed to suppress the homosexual side of their nature. Or they've been made to feel so damned wretched in their sexuality by you and your disgusting, execrable kind that they're kidding themselves (and in the process probably bottling up problems for the future).

This bloody woman caused further uproar in July, when it was revealed that, during committee proceedings in the House of Commons, she told MPs, "There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children."

Anyway, Miller has gone, resigned from her employment. Don't know where he's gone. Perhaps he's embarrassed by his associatoin with this loopy politician. Who knows? Who cares? Perhaps he's gone somewhere where he won't be telling gays he can "cure" them. Perhaps she ought to go, too – down a deep hole somewhere or into a convent or to the dark side of the moon. Out of politics, anyway.