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Thursday, 16 April 2009

The Islam guide to bringing up your children

How do you ensure your kids become “good” Muslims? You beat the shit out of them, of course.

How do you deal with a recalcitrant daughter who chooses to wear skirts that show – oh, horror of horrors! – her knees?

You hire a killer to take her out.

OK, so not all Muslims act like this. But what makes those who choose to do it do it in the name of Islam?