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Tuesday, 23 June 2009

The preposterous Mr Poots

Unless he’s changed his wacky views since I last read anything about him, Northern Ireland has as its Environment Minister a man with some strange notions. His name is Edwin Poots.

Apart from his rather cute and memorable monker, Mr Poots has weird ideas – ideas that make you wonder what sort of environment he thinks he’s presiding over.

For Mr Poots, you see, believes that the world was created in six days, until the Lord got knackered and shagged out and decided to put his feet up for a day (and who can blame the old geezer?).

Then God had a change of mind, and decided to use his spare time to create some pillocks.

Unless Mr Poots has changed his wacky views, Mr Poots is one of them.

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