Faces of Jesus and Mary crop up all over the place – as if anyone had any idea at all what either of these historical characters (if, indeed, they existed) looked like.
This time it’s in South Wales, and it’s in the lid of a jar of Marmite.
Can you see the face of Jesus in that sticky mess? Well, you can make out just about anything you like, really.

Well, it must be a light news day if this is counted as a story. Of course stuff such as Marmite – the salty, yeasty spread with the “Love it or hate it” marketing slogan – is going to form shapes when it’s been in contact with a surface.
And of course people will look at those shapes and see things. It happens all the time: with clouds, ink blots. Remember our recent story about the so-called Virgin Mary, whose “image” was found (or manufactured) on a griddle?
I expect this sort of “story” in the Sun or the Daily Mirror, but not in the Telegraph.